Missile toe

KISS ME UNDER THE MISSILE TOE: ROMANCE, BUT MAKE IT WEIRD 🎄🚀🦶

Nothing says cheer quite like a missile with toes. This collection is for those who love the prefer their traditions with a side of chaos and confusion.

With a design that’s equal parts hilarious, unsettling, and oddly romantic, "Kiss Me Under the Missile Toe" is perfect for parties, ugly sweater contests, and making Grandma question your life choices. Because why settle for mistletoe when you can upgrade to full-blown rocket-powered foot action?

💥 Get cozy, pucker up, and prepare for liftoe-off. 💥